LISTEN The Crew...
G-Girl
The wizest among the Gods of KGLR, G-Girl is the archtype broadcast goddess.
Ggirl grew up in Boulder, but a hippie chick she’s not. As a DJ, when she’s not busy ripping on the FDA or pointing out the corruption in the media, you’ll likely find her throwing the best selection of new, alternative and indie hits on the playlist. Anything goes when Ggirl is hosting the show, so sensitive ears stand back. A self proclaimed DJ whore who’s a loner at heart, Ggirl is most at home in front of the mic. She is, however, not opposed to sharing that mic with fellow pirates. A little known fact about Ggirl is that Radiohead is her all time favorite band, even though that statement has fallen from her lips in regard to many, many oh so many bands. Oddly enough, Ggirl rarely plays Radiohead, simply because she feels that listening to one of their songs is like trying to eat one potato chip or one piece of the best Belgian chocolate in the world. In other words, Radiohead needs to be played in mass quantities. Ggirl loves interviewing bands, covering local events and occasionally ambushing lectures. In short, she’s aiming for Barbara Walters with an eye patch. P.S. Ggirl doesn’t do Phish.
Listen to the Chaos every Thursday from 6 to 8pm for the best in Indie and Rock. Then tune in again on Satudays from 6 to 9pm for Sex and Chocolate as she reminds us that talk radio is the original radio.
Rocky Flats -
Rocky spent his younger years as a glowing vat of ooze leftover from a heroine addicted scientist known only as Dr. Dahktor from the old Rocky Flats nuclear weapons production facility south of Boulder. The scientist had stolen the mysterious glowing ooze after the closing of the plant in hopes he could sell it on the black market in exchange for more smack. However, unbeknownst to Dr. Dahktor, the ooze was not a weapons grade material. The cause of the ooze is still unknown to this day. What is known, is that the ooze began to transform into the beast spawned from the cespool from which he is named. Once this change began, Dr. Dahktor was so scared he abandoned the creation in the mountains near Coal Creek Canyon throwing it down a 200 foot cliff into a river. However Rocky simply floated back down to boulder only growing at an accelerated rate along the way. Now, after tracking down the signal to KGLR, he has decided to join our cause and bring you all the local flavor he can. Rocky Flats comes fresh from the radioactive sludge with all the local pieces of flair he can wear. His mind, warped beyond mutation, is always tuned into the local scene as if a biological growth that can tune into all things Colorado has grown from his horribly mutated groin.
Tune in Sunday 4pm to 7pm where anything goes.
HeLix -
Remember to Keep all hands and feet inside the space ship at all times...Listen Here for the original test bunny of Green Light Radio...the first DJ Breaking Wind on GLR...Helix mixes up the jelliest jams only on the tastiest toast...This resident Earth Goddess serves everything eclectic from the farthest reaches of this solar system...Be sure to catch her show every Thursday Night from 10PM-1AM
email her at helix.kglr [at] gmail.com
Erb Wil Trumph -
Erb Wil Triumph, “Erbie” may have had a tough time on the playground, but this irie eyed pirate shows off his true skills and ambitions in the underground. Attributing his underground nature to his rock and folk hippie parents, Erbie square’s up his hippy roots, shedding the tie dye and sandals, for his composite hemp briefcase and wearing his fitted hemp suit to tear down the oppressive structures of Babylon. Erbie is passionate against the prohibition of industrial hemp and the decriminalization of cannabis. When Erbie is not poised to stand with contempt for various forms of institutional oppression blazoned on the masses, he is focused on bringing the best local music and enlightening vibrations from the world of reggae, dub, ska, jazz, electronic and beyond.
Despite the haze, The Herb comes in loud and clear every Wednesday on the Cannaculture Show, 5:30pm to 7:00pm.
The Hair -
The Hair posess a countless number of godly virtues but he was born with only one, his glorious mane of gold. Join this demi-god every Wednesday night for where he teaches the people to make fire.
The Hair also hosts the electronic show every Saturday night in the From 10pm to 1am.
Email me at thehair[at]greenlightradio.com
Prizmatic Buzz -
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Rumored to consist of a Water Nymph and a Fairy, Cupcake Devourer and Phantom Cloud are rarely seen but always heard; every Wednesday from 8 to 10pm.
Rythm -
DJ Rhythm is the InterContentinental Champion of schizophrenic pop iconic regurgitation. His shows consist mostly of back to back songs containing aggressively groovy drum beats. He is also a drummer when he's not pro wrestling, so he tends to favor music that would be fun to play drums to. Mach Man DJ Rhythm also has a strong appreciation for vocal melody, and dope-ass rhythmic exploration of melody. Some local music, public service announcements, many impersonations, occasional revelations, good driving music, great RHYTHM.
SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM EVERY FRIDAY AFTERNOON FROM 4-6:00.......OOOooooo YEEAAAaaaa!!!!.....
Cygnus
Cygnus is bliss! Deriving his handle from an 11min epic Rush tune about a black hole (Cygnus X-1) he realizes no one cares, so anyway…while living his manically chaotic lifestyle he spent months contemplating his dream of hosting a 3hr slot (huh-huh I said “slot”) here on KGLR. Good news kids, hermaphrodites, and necrophiliacs, “eclectic mayhem” now exists and features a plethora of interesting forms of poop tunes to enjoy for all. Cygnus was a DJ in college so this radio thing is familiar territory with him, as is pooping of course. While studying Custodial Arts he mixed various substances with poop hoping to find a cure for worldwide naïve ignorant flakey self-righteousness and hypocrisy, but nothing came of it, so poop on that.
Check his neat little show on KGLR every Tuesday 6-9pm, and remember to wipe!
Mr. Anonymous
Listen to Mr. Anonymous a.k.a. Jeep, famed live performer(on drums with dj's as Mr. Anonymous), youtube video star(kind of)), and radio dj spin strictly reggae and ska vinyl from his vast album arsenal. Cohost "Butchy", who also co-stars in all Mr. Anonymous music videos, adds poignant commentary at split second timing throughout the show. With the melding of perfection and imperfection, record skips, garbled dribble, rums and spliffs, Mr. Anonymous serves up a wealth of reggae history and island good vibe to kick off Thursday evenings... like a "WKRP in Cincinatti" meets Kingston puff up in smoke ... shock bubble downbeat bouncin'!!!!!
3dog
By day, 3dog is like any other college student, toiling away in the fields of academia, committing hours and hours to a seemingly endless system. By night however, the DJ within emerges, defining the true nature of his character. Tune into his show and you'll be struck by his eclectic musical tastes, you'll hear Trance, House, Dubstep, Indie Rock and Rap, both underground and mainstream. He's also been know to explore lesser played genres such as World Music, Classical and Soundtracks. From music and the life therein, 3dog feels that he's been given an incredible insight into human nature. He see's the relationships and connections that you and I make every day as fundamental to the fabric of life and fundamental to true happiness. “Happiness is only real when shared”. At his core 3dog is a philosopher, wishing to communicate above all else. As such, his show's aren't limited to just music and weird electronic noises; expect a healthy discussion about anything and everything. And be sure to look for special interviews with artists, athletes, academics or persons of interest. 3dog is honored by all who choose to lend him their ear for an hour or a minute. He encourages you to give him your feedback by emailing him at 3dog [dot] kglr [at] gmail [dot] com
Col. Kurtz
You will report to Colonel Kurtz, Broadcasting from 75 klicks of the Do-Lung Bridge.
Your Mission: Interception of 3.0 hip-hop, metal, Choro, music from abroad and spurious emissions concerning national political intelligence and social critique.
Possible Friendly Forces: CPT Willard (East Coast Divison), Dicktits (Patrol Base: Detroit), 3Dog/Maximous, The Alaskan, Dominoe, and Joihne Hoojie (Patrol Base: Rio De Janeiro).
Commander's Intent: GET SOME!
Darthe Sweed
Born around 1000 A.D. Leif Erickson was the leader of the vikings. He was a savage man and ruled most of the north lands in europe. Having grown bored of his life he set out to discover a new land to conquer. He landed in what is now called New Foundland, in Canada. Immediately he realized Canada was worse and more boring than his homeland of what is now Sweden and turned his ships around and headed home. Upon arriving home he thanked the gods for his safe return from such a wasteland. Thor appeared to Leif and for his bravery of even setting foot in Canada he blessed him with Darthe Sweed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nox Harrington
Catch Nox during his show Nox Landing, Every Tuesday from 9 to 10. During his show you will enjoy Downtempo, Downbeat, Lounge, Ambient, Space Disco, Live Shows, Intelligent Smarm, World, Indian, 70's, 80's, TV Theme Songs, News, Weather, Daily Quizzes and More!
Q Ball and Sox
Q Ball was Born to the swarthiest of all the rapscallions, and the meanest of all the whores, in unseemly times and sordid surroundings, the swashbuckling scoundrel known simply as Q Ball ventured forth on the misguided hedonistic adventure known as his life. A famed tamer of beasts, woo-er of ladies, perpetrator of crimes, scaler of peaks, diver of depths, deflector of bullets, conjurer of spells, and creator of an innovative personal submarine powered solely by electric eels, he once made an offer to purchase Outer Space in its entirety. The massiveness of his ego is so great that entire galaxies have formed within its confines. At a state dinner in 1973 he once caused Stevie Wonder, Gerald Ford and Dr. Seuss to simultaneously exclaim "Holy Shitballs!" as he composed a sonnet and flambe'-ed a baked Alaska all while making love to 4 members of the catering staff and a senator's wife. Now living in the Rocky Mountains, Q Ball enjoys sailing, long walks on the beach, and crocheting alluring undergarments.
Socks Voulez-Vous Maria Smith-Hunter was stuck in her mothers birth canal for the period of a lunation…a friek birth (for sure)…she was born a little off kilter…and everyone knew it. It didn’t’ help that her father was a galaxy renowned selenographist who traveled frequently…he was away most of her growing-up years. He was quite the scientist and on one lazy afternoon seemingly by accident, he invented the thermocouple in trying to figure out how much heat came from socks mouth as she yawned. Her mother, a stunning white Turkish-Angora passed when she was just a kitten so Socks had to learn everything she knew about being a woman from her father Dr. Smith-Hunter. There is a gibbousness about Socks…a scientific mind warped in sexual pleasure she operates between full and half-full and she is deeper than center. She lives by one motto…a tradition her great-great grandmother enforced in the family…”No matter how bad life is…you always look crisp on Sundays.” Socks enjoys torturing mice, getting caught in the rain, the color pink and wearing her fathers underwear.
As if that wasn't amazing enough.. wait till you hear about Sox. Q Ball and Sox host the Morning Show on Saturdays from 10am to Noon.
Guy
Guy's favorite thing to do is drink beer and go to live shows. His show is full of local live tunes mixed with classic vinyl selections. The show is called Live Drive. His show will send you along an emotional rollercoaster with new and old school tracks. Guy does promote drinking and driving.
So grab a six pack, strap yourself in, and enjoy the ride. Hit a hippie (Wookie), gain 10 points. Elderly (Cottonheads) are worth 5 points. 2 point bonus if you stay out of jail. Who can beat Guy's high score of 37?
Munity
From the groovy bass lines of the 70's to the neck snapping claps of today; now a day's there is a wide range of Hip Hop to choose from. Green Light Radio's DJ Munity has ONE rule. If it's Hip Hop...and it's good. He will play it. Simple as that. That being said...feel free to make requests. From local artists to unknown talent; it can get played...as long as it's simply good music!
A-Wrekz -
Awrekz knows rhythm and how to groove
Awrekz has a mission and its to make you move
Bringing smooth beets, tasty treats,
and all rhythm of the streets.
Awrekz spins and scratches and steers
the records in new ways for your ears.
so smooth his style your in denial if you pass
Dirty Doses every thursday night make ya shake that ass
Scruffy McBaconator
Lets be honest, what is more awesome than a viking riding a unicorn through space? A pirate that listens to hip hop, yes that's right - Scruff McB has been listening to hip hop since he was a young lad on the open seas starting with the jurassic 5 and roots albums and moving onto more griddy shit on the latter years before land fall. What makes Scruffy a pirate you might ask? Besides the fact that you will never see him without a bottle o' rum, he is known to cause some trouble, but is never goin' to be caught. So whenever you are out and about claiming your knighthood of Saturdays, tune in for some hip hop to add to the mischief.